GROSS GROSS GROSS!! FOUND PARENTS’ “LOVE COUPONS”!!!?

EEEEEEW!!!! I went in my parents’ room to get my wallet-my mom is always “borrowing” money-and on my mom’s vanity next to my wallet was an envelope that said “I love you” on it. It was in really bad handwriting so assumed my mom got it from a kid at school-shes a kindergarten teacher and she gets pieces of paper that say I love you on it a lot-so I opened it thinking it would be funny to see what a kid wrote about her. Instead I found some coupons for a full body massage and other sexual things.-EEEW EEEW EEEW!!!!-It was so nasty! How do I forget what I saw? I might be overreacting because its extra gross to me because I’m gay. Please help me-the mental picture it gave me is sickening.

Well just think, your mom had sex to have you, so she’s been doing it way before you were born.

I know she’s a mom and to think about it is weird, but just go do something else to keep your mind off of it.

Posting stuff about it on Y!A won’t get your mind off of it, trust me d:

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